键盘侠|开喷!开拓者医疗组脑袋被驴踢 兽医团名不虚传

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佩顿体检失败可能缺席3个月 四队交易岌岌可危 怀斯曼或重回勇士

[–]Timberwolvesdosnetlive 2914 points 2 hours ago

JAMES WISEMAN YOU ARE A GOLDEN STATE WARRIOR AGAIN

森林狼球迷:蓦然回首,怀宝还在勇士更衣处。

[–]WarriorsSrikkk 806 points an hour ago

Time to go delete my thanks for everything Instagram comment

勇士球迷:是时候去INS下面删掉那些我感谢他的评论了。

[–][DET] Grant HillJaerba 186 points an hour ago

r/DetroitPistons gotta start pretending Bey is a future all star again.

51 points!!!

活塞球迷:活塞球迷们,又要假装贝是未来全明星辣!

他曾砍下单场51分哦。

[–]Steve-5 1681 points 2 hours ago*

Gonna be real awkward if all the traded players return to their teams

球迷:如果所有被交易的球员又要回到主队,那得多尴尬。

[–][NYK] Larry Johnsonsmegdaddy 973 points 2 hours ago

Wiseman walks back into the Warriors gym to see a “FAMILY LOVE GARY JAMES” sign

尼克斯球迷:怀斯曼走回勇士球馆,看到了一个“家人欢迎佩顿詹姆斯”的牌子

[–]Raptorsbrick-vanexel 3018 points 4 hours ago

lmao you can’t escape james wiseman

猛龙球迷:笑死我了,不愧为太子,阴魂不散。

[–]Netsviktorfbg9 1393 points 4 hours ago

SHAMS IN EXTRA TIME SCORES THE EQUALIZER

篮网球迷:Shams在加时赛中扳平比分。相关新闻>>>爆料数对比:Woj11比10力克Shams KD交易Woj快6秒

[–]WarriorsMC-Jdf 915 points an hour ago*

You gotta be kidding me wtf.

What were the Blazers even doing with GP2? He was playing like 2 nights ago. And all of a sudden he has a 3-month injury?

Edit: Holy shit.

勇士球迷:你TM在逗我吧!

开拓者究竟给小佩顿下了什么迷魂药?他两天前还在大通中心打球来着,转眼之间有了需要休3个月的伤病?

补充:(看到以下消息后)我草(第四声)

Shams:开拓者一直在给小佩顿注射止痛药 督促他挺过伤病

交易谈判中 开拓者没有把给小佩顿打止痛药一事告诉勇士

开拓者总经理回应给小佩顿打止痛针一事:我们确信他是健康的

[–]DaYvngGOAT 271 points 4 hours ago

Omg wtf???? Nah blazers need to be investigated

球迷:骇人听闻,必须对开拓者展开调查。

[–]WarriorsMC-Jdf 184 points 2 hours ago

Yeah that's an awful look. This is the kind of stuff that teams and players take notes on, there's absolutely no chance this doesn't factor in future negotiations from Portland's standpoint.

And it's totally self-inflicted, crazy.

勇士球迷:开拓者这吃相太难看了,这种行为肯定要被其他球队和球员记在备忘录里。另外此事一定会影响开拓者未来的交易谈判。

而且这都是他们自己作孽造成的,活该。

[–]JonnyBGoode92 135 points 2 hours ago

No wonder roy and odens knees blew up

球迷:难怪罗伊和奥登的膝盖没保住。

[–]ayeno 111 points 2 hours ago

You have some teams managing players so they don't get injured, you have others pushing players to play hurt.

球迷:联盟有一些球队努力保护球员防止他们受伤,还有部分球队逼着球员带伤上场。

[–]MagicGamesgtd 263 points 4 hours ago

Real men play through the pain. - Trailblazers.

球迷:开拓者:“真男人就顶着伤痛出战。”

-我拿到你检查结果了。-我通过了吗?-你快去世了。

[–]Lakersfurry130939 470 points 4 hours ago

brain dead med staff

湖人球迷:兽医团名不虚传。

[–]CelticsrobinThicc9 1503 points an hour ago

wtf this is so bad. No wonder he hated playing there.

绿军球迷:这TM搞什么,也太没良心了。怪不得小佩顿讨厌在那打球。

[–]Trail BlazersChurroMemes 968 points an hour ago

We need to fire the entire medical staff. That’s fucking malpractice and it could affect his career overall. What the fuck were they thinking?

开拓者球迷:我们需要裁掉整个医疗团队。这是TM丧心病狂啊,拿小佩顿职业生涯开玩笑。他们脑子被驴踢了?

[–]Nackalus 438 points an hour ago

Gotta assume they were doing the same thing with Dames core injury as well.

球迷:不得不怀疑他们对利拉德核心肌肉伤病做了同样的事情。

[–]Clippersxpillindaass 275 points an hour ago

dame seeing everyone’s reaction to this: “wait this is bad guys?”

快船球迷:利拉德看到这条新闻后面对众人的反应:“等等,这有这么严重吗?”

[–][POR] Brandon RoyNevermoreSEA 136 points an hour ago

I have a slight feeling that this won't improve our chances of getting big free agents to sign here.

开拓者球迷:我浅浅感觉未来我们能签到大牌自由球员的机会不大了。

[–]CometAzur42069 2027 points 2 hours ago

Thats pretty fucked up if true

球迷:如果这些事情都是真的,那开拓者完蛋了。

[–]NetsJadeandCobalt 945 points an hour ago

So the Blazers intentionally tried to fleece teams and risk worsening a players injury? Surely there’s rules against this in the NBA?

篮网球迷:所以开拓者是故意欺骗其他球队,而且冒着加重球员伤病的风险?联盟应该有相关规定制裁这种行为吧?

[–]Warriorsjoe_broke 569 points an hour ago

The Players Association is not going to be happy about this

勇士球迷:球员工会绝不会姑息此事。

[–][MIA] Justise WinslowBadBoySwag 1191 points 2 hours ago

If you’re the warriors you almost wanna just take him to protect him lmao

热火球迷:如果你是勇士队,你甚至想要留下他,为了保护他的身体。

[–]WarriorsJojofag 235 points 2 hours ago

that's where i am right now, just want the trade to get through so he can get out of that shit hole

勇士球迷:这就是我目前的想法,让交易完成,这样小佩顿就能离开那个烂地方了。

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